Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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