I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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