i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Floor bacon is actually really good
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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