I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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