now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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