I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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