He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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