Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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