This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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