you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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