"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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