Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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