So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's never too late to be topless.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
