I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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