I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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