sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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