Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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