The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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