id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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