I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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