It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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