i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
