There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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