drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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