Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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