in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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