That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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