just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
