I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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