ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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