I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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