How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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