she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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