so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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