why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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