we have pet lesbian snakes
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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