Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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