I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
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So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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