whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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