it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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