Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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