I look better un-naked...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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