im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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