someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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