you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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