And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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