K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
where am i from again
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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