Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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