i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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