I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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