Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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