She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
