I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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