ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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