I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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