So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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